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Polish Girl Wants To Sleep With 100,000 Men

21-year-old Ania Lisewka is attempting to travel to every city in the world so she can have sex with at least 100,000 men for 20 minutes each. “I want men from Poland, Europe and all around the world....

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New Survey Results: Indian Men Have The Least Sex, But Who Has The Most?

The Indian version of Men’s Health commissioned a worldwide survey to discover which nationality had the most sex. Almost 51,000 people from 30 different countries participated so the survey is by no...

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This Woman Was Involved In The Bizarre Sexual Torture Of A Man Twice Her Age,...

This story is all kinds of messed up, and it’s kind of crazy that the woman at the centre of it seems to have gotten off scot free whilst everyone else involved is getting sent down hard. So what...

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VIDEO: British Couple Caught Having Sex Between Parked Cars In Magaluf (NSFW)

Here’s one for our Weirdest Places People Have Been Caught Having Sex list – a British couple going at it between two parked cars in Magaluf and completely taking the spotlight away from the girl who...

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Old Irish Horse Trainer Hits On Reporter After Race Day Victory

Just like the 76 year old dude who refuses to stop driving even though he’s been banned till 2090, this old Irish horse trainer stopped giving a fuck long ago: “Havin fuckin sex tonight and everything”...

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A Bunch Of Horny Redditors Jerked To A Dude’s Butt Because They Thought It...

Sorry to disappoint, but that is a photo of a pair of underwear wedged up a man’s butt crack. For one very brief, fucked up night however, a bunch of Reddit users thought they were looking at a hot...

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Horny Dude With Wrong Number Trolled Into Sketching Animals In Exchange For...

When you’re alone and texting some girl and suddenly get that funny feeling down below, all rational thought flies out the window. You’ll do anything if it means there’s just a 0.01% chance she’ll send...

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Florida Woman Charged With Having Sex With Dog And Taking Selfies Of It...

Another year, another story about someone having sex with a dog in Florida. You would think that that would be the kind of sentence you only have to type once in your life but I swear since I’ve...

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Girl Confesses To Seriously Embarrassing Sex Story On Reddit…

Yes, this is A Reddit repost and yes you could probably find it on Reddit yourself if you went over there, but you didn’t and you’re here and you clicked on it so you want to read it so get over it,...

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Man Hires Private Investigator To Tail His Wife; Investigator Catches Wife...

This is something that you couldn’t even make up for the most noir of film noir stories, and is pretty much unbelievable when you think about it. Over in Utah, a dude hired a private investigator to...

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Porn Star Shuts Down Online Creeps By Sharing Their Private Messages Online

Just because someone is a porn star doesn’t mean that horny guys (or girls for that matter) can send them private messages on the internet saying all kinds of disgusting and obscene things to them....

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Labour MP Simon Danczuk Suspended From Party After Sexting A 17 Year Old Girl

It has been revealed that Labour MP for Rochdale Simon Danczuk has been suspended from the party after it came to light that he had been sending sexts to a 17 year old girl named Sophena Houlihan. To...

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This UFC Weigh In Girl Can’t Get Enough Of Ripped UFC Fighters Undressing In...

The weigh-in is an essential part of every UFC fight for obvious reasons – you need to make sure someone isn’t over or under weight and thus has a distinct advantage or disadvantage against the people...

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Medical Records Confirm Hitler Had A Deformed Micro-Penis (And One Ball)

Historians reckon they have found a reason for why Adolf Hitler was such a bitter, twisted man – according to recently discovered medical records he had a micro-penis (in addition to his already...

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Turns Out The Weather Girl Who Flashed Her Nipple Last Week Has More NSFW Videos

There was a bit of a fuss last week when Italian weather girl Roxana Vancea let one of her nipples pop out on screen during her weather report when she decided to start jogging on the spot for some...

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PornHub Absolutely Nailed Their April Fool’s Prank

As we mentioned earlier today, it’s the one day of the year where you’re allowed to go all out with playing loads of jokes on your mates and get away with it (unless you’re Google that is) and loads of...

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Guy Puts ‘Honk If You’re Horny’ Sign On His Dad’s Car, Films His Meltdown Of...

A YouTuber over in Australia is famous for getting his dad really angry in a variety of bizarre situations and filming his hilarious reactions to said situations. He might just have come up with one of...

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This Monkey And Deer Are In A More Loving Relationship Than Most Human Couples

The video below is very special, in that it’s apparently the first ever time that a monkey has been caught on camera having sex with a deer and only the second time that two species that aren’t closely...

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You Can Now Buy A Virtual Reality Mask That Lets You Sniff Dirty Panties Online

The latest in a long line of inventions that nobody ever knew they needed, someone’s created a virtual reality mask that lets you sniff your other half’s gentials whilst you’re having webcam sex – and...

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Pervert Gets Caught Writing Absolutely Disgusting Novel On An Airplane

Ever look over at the person sitting next to you and take a peek at what they’re looking at on their phone or laptop? Images VIA Almost every single time it’s a completely worthless activity that will...

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